Fish Called Wanda, A 2 1988
- Hello.
- Hello.
Oh, Archie, it’s beautiful.
It’s just beautiful.
Oh, my God, look!
Oh, Archie, it’s beautiful.
Isn’t it wonderful?
Whose is it?
It belongs to someone
at the chambers.
And where are they?
Hong Kong.
Ah so.
Gone for weeks.
Nice rug, Archie.
May l?
Archie, what are you doing?
The polka, I think.
You make me feel free!
Free?
Do you have any idea
what it’s like being English?
Being so correct all the time?
Being so… stifled
by this dread of doing the wrong thing?
Asking someone, ‘Are you married?’
and hearing, ‘My wife left me.’
Or saying,
‘Do you have children?’
and hearing,
‘They burned to death yesterday.’
Wanda, we’re all terrified
of embarrassment.
That’s why we’re so… dead.
Most of my friends are dead.
We have these piles of corpses to dinner.
But you’re alive, God bless you.
And I want to be.
I’m so fed up with all this.
I want to make love with you, Wanda.
I’m a good lover.
At least, I used to be
in the early 14th century.
Can we go to bed?
Yeah.
Hang on!
Mind your head.
Agh! Aagh!
Aaagh! Aaagh!
I think I love you, Wanda.
Oh, Archie.
Can I ask you a question?